10 great reasons to use 1bigpresent.com!
Monday, February 16th, 20091. Your family have the worst taste in toasters
2. You’re saving for new breasts, buttocks, eyes, teeth, identity, etc etc
3. You want to get the hell out of here (there or anywhere) but don’t even have the bus fare:(
4. You saw what they bought for cousin Geoffrey - EEEEK - but you pretended to like it - DUUUHH - so looks like another’s on it’s way
5. You want to rekindle what you started with that juicy Turkish waiter but you’ve already sent him ALL your wages for his large extended family
6. You want to give all the money in your gift fund to charity (yes I AM serious!)
7. You just don’t need ANYTHING (GRRRR) - but some Jimmy Choo’s would be cool
8. Your car is somewhere on the hard shoulder of the M1 (but don’t worry - the exhaust is in your handbag)
9. Your Auntie Jean has a knitting machine (poem in there somewhere lol)
10. You’re just purely and utterly, totally and absolutely SSSSSSSSKKKKKKIIIIIINNNNNNTTTTTTTT!!! Innit!